thequeenshabit:

This little nug of weed looks like the rose from Beauty and the Beast. 🌹

dennys:

nonstaff:

What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

One day, whether you
are 14,
28 
or 65

you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.

However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––

is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives.

Beau Taplin, "The Awful Truth"  (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever)

gif:

*phone lights up*

me: *hopes its a text from the boy*

Kim K:” Your energy is full!Further your career, go on a date…get famous!”

me: even better

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

l0stwooods:

do i want a dragon or do i want to be a dragon

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

Baby: M-m
Mom: Mama?
Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

image

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump)