fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111
smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil

William Shakespeare (via camerongermain)

(Source: whitegirlgrant)

wagnetic:

harblkun:

despairsfortune:

asexualrogers:

octopiwhalestreet:

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

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oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker

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Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

IT GOT BETTER

(Source: uncanny-xmen)

jonasbrothers:

that awkward moment between birth and death 

(Source: jonasbrothers)

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Oscar Wilde (via seabois)

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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plays

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code